7:00 pm   OPENING FLAG BURNING    7:15 pm   PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE TO THE U.N.   7:20 pm   Ted Kennedy   PROPOSES A TOAST     7:25 pm   NONRELIGIOUS PRAYER AND WORSHIP  Jesse Jackson & Al Sharpton    7:45 pm   CEREMONIAL TREE HUGGING - Darryl Hannah   7:55 pm   Ted Kennedy   PROPOSES A TOAST   8:00 pm   HOW I INVENTED THE INTERNET -  Al Gore    8:15 pm   GAY WEDDING PLANNING -  Rosie O'Donnell   8:35 pm   Ted Kennedy   PROPOSES A TOAST     8:40 pm   OUR TROOPS ARE WAR CRIMINALS - John Kerry   9.00 pm   MEMORIAL SERVICE FOR SADDAM AND HIS SONS   Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon    10:00 pm   ANSWERING MACHINE ETIQUETTE - Alec Baldwin   11:00 pm   Ted Kennedy   PROPOSES A TOAST   11:05 pm  COLLECTION FOR THE  OSAMA BIN LADEN KIDNEY TRANSPLANT FUND - Barbara Streisand   11:15 pm   FREE THE FREEDOM FIGHTERS FROM  GUANTANAMO  BAY  - Sean Penn    11:30 pm   OVAL OFFICE AFFAIRS - William Jefferson Clinton   11:45 pm    Ted Kennedy   PROPOSES A TOAST   11:50 pm   HOW GEORGE BUSH BROUGHT DOWN THE  WORLD  TRADE  TOWERS  - Howard Dean     12:15 am   TRUTH IN BROADCASTING AWARD - Presented to Dan  Rather by Michael Moore   12:25 am   Ted Kennedy   PROPOSES A TOAST     12:30 am  SATELLITE ADDRESS - Mahmoud Ahmadinejad     12:45 am NOMINATION OF BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA - Nancy Pelosi   1:00 am   Ted Kennedy   PROPOSES A TOAST     1:05 am CORONATION OF BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA     1:30 am   Ted Kennedy   PROPOSES A TOAST     1:35 am   Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home.